Thank God Emily Ratajkowski Let’s Us Know Every Time She Goes To The Beach

Thank God Emily Ratajkowski Let’s Us Know Every Time She Goes To The Beach

Ever sit around and wonder how God (and/or science, to each their own) decides who to bless and who to screw? Like, on one hand, you’ve got people like Emily Ratajkowski walking around the other, but then on the other, you have homeless people who roam the streets talking to themselves. Just a complete imbalance of power. Communism may not be the best strategy economically, but in terms of the range of people on the earth, it wouldn’t be the worst idea to spread the wealth a little bit.

All that said, I wouldn’t change Emily Ratajkowski for the world. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 10 billion trillion times — she’s the hottest chick on earth bar none. Ratajkowski is so mind-bendingly good looking I’m convinced she’s the next stage of human evolution. Apes, human, then whatever she is. That’s where were headed.  Whereas the Kardashians were forged from black magic, Emily Ratajkowski was carefully sculpted from the god’s marble.

And of all her qualities, her best one is being self-aware. She knows we all love her for her looks, she knows she’s famous because of it, so she indulges us. Every time she heads down to the beach, she makes sure we know. And for that, we thank her.

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